i need everyone to know every time i say “wow. woww.” it’s blaseball reference
POOL SCENE PART 2
My only hope for Alecto is a parallel to the first pool scene, please
i want a game that uses disco elysium’s same insanely well crafted narrative system and wonderful writing…. but it’s about a 6 year old named calvin and his stuffed tiger hobbes
PERCEPTION[SOUND]-The "WAP! WAP! WAP!" of hammer onto nail is consistent. You weild the tool with skill and precision.
HALF LIGHT- Oh, yeah! Destruction incarnate!
MOM- "Calvin!" She yells, dashing to stop you. "What are you doing to the coffee table?!"
YOU- You look at your handiwork. A dozen crooked and bent nails stick out at different angles in the wood. It feels pretty obvious as to what you're doing.
LOGIC[Trivial:Failure]- Is this some kind of trick question, or what?
FUCK YOU IF SOMEONE I FOLLOW WANTS TO REBLOG A POST 20 TIMES THEN I WANT TO SEE IT ON MY DASH 20 TIMES FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU IF SOMEONE I FOLLOW WANTS TO REBLOG A POST 20 TIMES THEN I WANT TO SEE IT ON MY DASH 20 TIMES FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU IF SOMEONE I FOLLOW WANTS TO REBLOG A POST 20 TIMES THEN I WANT TO SEE IT ON MY DASH 20 TIMES FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU IF SOMEONE I FOLLOW WANTS TO REBLOG A POST 20 TIMES THEN I WANT TO SEE IT ON MY DASH 20 TIMES FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU IF SOMEONE I FOLLOW WANTS TO REBLOG A POST 20 TIMES THEN I WANT TO SEE IT ON MY DASH 20 TIMES FUCK YOU TUMBLR FUCK YOU
god gives his gayest of tasks to his silliest of warriors
Every day is Fuck America day except for July 4th which is Fuck The British day
Breaking bad and sopranos are both crime dramedys about families with heightened elements, but Sopranos is magical realism where ghosts haunt the edges of Tony’s life and dreams and prophets and visions deliver messages of betrayal and the virgin appears to a sinful man levitating above the floor of a dingy strip club meanwhile breaking bad is the fucking looney tunes
the thing about disco elysium is that it has women in it. what you see on the internet about it might lie to you about that but it has women, gay women even, very compelling women even, in it.
okay do yoh guys ever think about the fact that “high quality” is an actual descriptor like theres high quality tea leaves high quality fabrics high quality espresso beans etc but because of advertising everything that is said to be “high quality” on the package is just because it supposedly sells better. but not everything is high quality so it is a lie. a descriptor becomes meaningless because it sounds good. what if we were just honest. why cant you say this coffee beans arent the best but they will do the job. i would be happy with okay if it didnt lie
my autism diagnosis has nothing to do with this